Ray on his Knees

Ray, on his knees receiving his OBE.

Under the impression he was receiving his award from the Queen, Ray said to the footman on entering Buckingham Palace "Just remind me, do I say "Thank You, Madam" or "Thank You, Ma'am". The footman replied "If I were you, mate, I wouldn't say neither, the Prince might clock you one"

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